A creative and humorous rendition of a frustrating experience with customer service in the form of a poetic Psalm of David.
The individual struggles with navigating an automated phone menu, experiencing endless loops and static-filled music while trying to reach a real human agent.
Expresses exasperation over the long wait times, being lost in a queue with many others, and the struggle to get through for resolution.
Calls out for divine intervention to have the call answered, seeking justice, preserved credit rating, and an end to the frustrating experience.
Humorous references made to the estimated wait times, automated systems, and the patron's persistence throughout the ordeal.
The petitioner seeks mercy, assistance, and a resolution to access their account, using humorous language and modern frustrations in a poetic context.
Overall, the Psalm humorously captures the modern-day struggle of dealing with automated customer service systems and the desire for human assistance.