Maya Desai, founder of an enterprise software company, announced a $12M Series A funding round with her characteristic dry wit.The funding came after 67 pitch meetings, 14 red-eye flights, and numerous iterations of the same slide deck.The round was led by Accel Partners, with participation from Founders Fund and strategic angels.The capital will be used to expand the team, accelerate the product roadmap, and improve working conditions, with a humorous touch.